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Stormfront Radio rebranded as “The Morning Aloha Report”

Stormfront Radio rebranded as “The Morning Aloha Report”

Listeners to the show formerly known as Stormfront Radio woke up on Thursday morning to find that their popular call-in talk radio show has been rebranded as The Morning Aloha Report. Instead of starting the show with refrains of the old Confederate standard “The South Will Rise Again,” a heartfelt 1917 rendition of Aloha Oe introduced the show. Co-host Dr. Patrick Slattery informed the audience that he has changed his name to Patrick Aloha, and welcomed callers with aloha, instead of the “Shalom, y’all” greeting he was previously known for.

The aloha spirit will set you free.

Dr. Aloha explained that “aloha” is an essence of being: love, peace, compassion, and a mutual understanding of respect. Aloha means living in harmony with the people and land around you with mercy, sympathy, grace, and kindness. When greeting another person with aloha, there is mutual regard and affection. This extends with warmth in caring for the other with no obligation to receive anything in return.

Dr. Aloha said that whites embodied the aloha spirit when they ended slavery, a scourge to humanity that had persisted since time immemorial across the globe. He noted that whites had brought modern medicine and public health to the far corners of the earth, reducing infant mortality and doubling life expectancy. Their technology and culture have greatly enriched the lives of people everywhere. While this process wasn’t always smooth or without ulterior motive, in general whites have shown tremendous altruism and thus truly embody the aloha spirit. He declared that henceforth we will be known as “Aloha-Americans.”

Of course, aloha requires that there be mutual regard and affection, and sadly Aloha-Americans are not receiving anywhere near the love, compassion, and respect that they show to others. In fact, Aloha-Americans are being subjected to discrimination, violence, humiliation, and slander on a massive and institutional basis. Thus, the rebranded Morning Aloha Report will continue the mission of advocating for the rights and interests of Aloha-Americans in particular, and for peace and aloha throughout the world.

Listen to the inaugural broadcast of The Morning Aloha Report here: