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Hillary gives shout out to Dr. Duke and Don Advo in speech on awesome Alt-Right

Hillary gives shout out to Dr. Duke and Don Advo in speech on “awesome Alt-Right”

By Dr. Patrick Slattery — Hillary has just completed her speech promoting the Alt-Right, and I must admit I was pleasantly surprised. Feeling that Don Trump has not been proactive enough in pushing the surging Alt-Right, Ms. Clinton has taken it upon herself to promote this awesome movement. Proving herself a more than capable troll, she ruthlessly mocked the black community, praising the “safe streets” and “excellence in academics” that they have achieved in the 50 years since Dr. King’s dreamy speech. This provoked maximum lols from her audience. (Andrew Anglin, I think you’ve found that star reporter you’ve been looking for.)

She praised the advances in meme technology, and took credit for inspiring the world-famous “Star of David/muchos dollars” meme, which brought the world’s attention to the role of Jewish money in perverting our elections. She went beyond Emperor Donald in explicitly mentioning “white genocide.” Now if we could only get her to say the words “Radical Islam!” (Just kidding. She actually heaped praise on George W. Bush and John McCain for their “outreach” to the world’s Muslims in the form of bombing their countries back to the stone age.)

She bragged about having belonged to swimming pools that kept out blacks and Jews. She also advised the Brietbart website to stop watering down their message with articles like “is feminism worse than cancer?”

And you should have seen that lustful look in her eyes when she was talking about Putin. It explains a lot about those weird seizure-like moments she has been having. They’re not seizures, they are her girlish daydreams about Vlad. Sorry Huma, but I think you have some real competition now!

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But what really impressed me was her promotion of the David Duke Radio Show. She gave a special shout out to Don Advo, who claimed that the Alt-Right has taken over the Republican Party. Ms. Clinton then laughed and insisted that there is “still work to be done” while her audience cheered wildly. We at the David Duke show are truly grateful for her endorsement, and have heard through informal channels that she is anxious to come on our show.

So Hillary has come out as a troll extraordinaire, entrapping the mothers of Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown in front of a national audience for maximum ridicule, and then shining the deer headlights on that bald Pakistani guy after she and Bush arranged for his kid to be snuffed in Iraq. Talk about going full Nazi!

I know that some people may cling to the idea that she is actually saying that white people need to be replaced by Mexican immigrants and black hoodlums in order to atone for six million things white people did and that we need World War III to protect ISIS from Putin. But that is called dog whistling. What she is doing is playing pied piper to the blacks, Jews, Mexicans, and retarded whites, leading them to the fake showers, while giving the Alt-Right signals to hurry up and get a room, cause at her age she can’t wait forever. Maybe a few in the movement might want dinner and a movie first.

 

Patrick Slattery interviews Attorney Don Advo about the landmark Supreme Court decision and what is wrong with it.Don Advo argues that the decision vested the black race with property rights in white children by turning them into captive classmates for black children, who, the decision claims, would be deprived of an educational opportunity without them.